Rectally peeing

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THE NEXT POST MAY BE TOO GROSS OUT FOR SOME PEOPLE, 

AS GRAPHIC DETAILS OF BOWEL MOVEMENTS IN NATURE ARE DESCRIBED. 

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I don't feel like going to work today. It's almost 3:30 PM, I just called my staff to check-in and ask how are things going, Sandy said that business is slow, it's raining , so no wonder there. She also said that they are staying busy by prepping for inventory, which is next week. I told her that I'll be coming in later today, because I have to take the last markdowns found by Jason and his Posse.

Curiously, I don't feel week, I just don't feel safe of not having a deplorable accident with mother nature betraying me as before.

I've gone to the bathroom no less than seven or eight times in as many hours. I seem to be peeing out of my rectum, for all I expel is a very pale yellow fluid discharge, almost like urine, no solids at all. My stomach keeps this churning noise as if digesting it's own juices. (?) I don't know where I got that from.

I had some turkey tacos last night, consoling myself knowing that they're not packed in fat nor calories I had four of them. Today I had three oranges , an apple and the leftovers of red potatoes and macaroni and cheese, very little.

I've had to change clothes four times since 4:22 this morning, after getting them soiled. While changing underwear I tell myself that next time I go visit little Damian, I'll joke about both of us needing to wear diapers, which naturally gives some light to the fact that newborns, as very old people, by nature can not control their bowel movements. The baby, because he has not yet developed the way to mentally control such natural physiological behavior, and the old timer's body has lost control of it. So for the initial time of an infant and the months, weeks or days before an old persons demise, a diaper is of utter necessity .

Haven't gotten the chance to go and ride the bike today, it's raining, and I'm afraid of the urge to take a liquid dump while riding.

But I'll post a couple of pictures of my last ride, last Sunday.

On the Leon Creek Trail, Sunday March 15, 2015.

Leon Creek Trail, bridge near Grissom Rd. March 15, 2015

I feel tired today....

I’m tired

Maybe I’m  getting sick, I don’t know. It all started yesterday  I thought that it could just be related to my not eating or ingesting any sweets since last Saturday March 14.

I’ve decided to reduce, or better yet to cut al sugar intake. Once more I am going to loose weight.

I read it somewhere that in these endeavors, there is some withdrawal-like symptoms, but they should disappear  after a week or two. God, it hasn’t been a week yet  and I feel sick. Nevertheless I went walking for a few minutes and then rode my bike for another while, until Raquel called me to go pick her up from school. Although  it was drizzling it had not deterred me from going longer.

I thought about calling Anamaria to go and see Sus’s baby but I did;t want to get blamed for getting little Damian sick. I could not know if it’s a cold, an allergy reaction, food poisoning or like I said before, just a “normal” reaction of my body freaking out for the lack of sugary intake.

Since Saturday I’ve been eating light and less. But I know I have to give my organism to adapt to my decision. I am the one in charge, after all.

Curiously, I went to Target to get all the ingredients to make Turkey Tacos, ‘cause I felt starving, (of course, I recognize that, that  it is just an illusion). While doing that suddenly I developed a diarrhea urge  and had to go to the bathroom three times, once in Target, once in Walmart and  as soon as I got home. But I was still hungry and had already decided to eat a low fat and calories entree. i did not disappoint my appetite.

This is an old pic, circa 2010

I can’t afford to get sick now. I have to be ready for the annual store inventory next Wednesday, March 25.